The name's Braden. I like just about all things deemed nerdy or geeky. This blog is an amalgamation of everything that holds my interest, whether it be girls, cunnilingus, adventure time, Star Wars (any other one of the many fandoms I'm in), or nature and animals. I'm also a really hopeless romantic, and I'm sappier than Vermont or Canada. I rather enjoy conversations and talking to people, so drop me a line if the mood strikes you. :)


Anonymous asked
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.



We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.


Donald Glover & Rebecca Sugar Sing “Bad Little Boy,” “I Remember You,” and “Bacon Pancakes”| SDCC 2013


So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie


and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.